Almost every single girl wanted to go see it, except for the ones that had avoided the cult. Yes, I am talking about New Moon. Without applause, it was a good movie to say the least. However, when I found myself searching for my keys before the movie was complete, I would also have to say that the movie was too long, especially with such little information needing to be presented. I could have taken three bathroom breaks and steped outside for some air and not missed anything except some shirtless boys and a really messed up girl.

The sound effects were outstanding, so marvelous that I was not able to hear when I left the movie theatre. I loved all the werewolf scenes, however, every time they landed on the ground or jumped that is all you could hear. Can you say migraine? I had not had a headache in forever, and now I can not get rid of it. If you are going to see this movie, bring those deer hunter ear plugs that your father has hidden around the house. Even then it will feel like a TV on full blast.

When a normal person finds out their friend has six toes, they are most of the time creeped out. Like did your mother marry your uncle? Bella on the other hand, when she finds out that Jacob is a werewolf and that Edward is a vampire, does not even take five minutes to contemplate that she is friends with monsters. I think that would bring a person to be a little bit more distraught. The hallucinations of Edward talking and being where he is not. The delusions that people, or should I say vampires, are trying to kill her. Affective flattening in her life style, or maybe that is just Kirsten Stewart acting skills. Isolating herself. Is Bella really head over heels for Edward or just a schizo?

Edward’s character seems to be even more self pitying in this one than he was in the first, and even more controlling. “Oh, Bella, we can not be together but do not hurt yourself.” What does he try to do in the end? Exactlly. Hypocrite? I say yes. In that end scene, though, he needs to put his shirt back on. I know vampires are supposed to be pasty white, but what is he trying to do? Show off his little man hairs? Pay close attention. In the scene with him trying to expose himself, one of his nipples is purple and one is red. That’s not normal.

Most of the movie, Edward had either looked like a lizard, constipated, or as if he had Jaundice but at least they had fixed the first one where he had bright red ears. Also, whenever Bella was near him it looked as though all he did was looked down her shirt.

Not everything in the movie was a waste of money. I had my laughs mainly at the extremely cheesy parts like when she is running to Edward. Also Jacob without a shirt was completely worth it.