A report from CNN finds that current United States president Barack Obama and God are actually the same person.

“I knew it,” director Michael Moore said. “Obama is the greatest president of all time by a long shot. Abraham Lincoln was a loser and Ronald Reagan was a terrible president as well. Obama is so great that if he wasn’t actually God already, he’d actually be better than him. I was not surprised at all once the news came out that Obama and God are the same person. He is the best thing to happen to this country ever!”

There have been questions to whether they were the same person throughout the month, as there were several reports that indicated that he possibly is God, but those reports have now come true with the announcement that came out earlier today.

“CNN is such a reliable source,” civil right activist Al Sharpton said. “I have no doubt in CNN’s findings since they are one of the most reliable and truthful news stations in the world. I knew there is no way that he is just a human being. He is too great for that.”

“I must say,” Obama said. “I was a little bit shocked when I heard the news that I am indeed God, but I wasn’t totally surprised. I know I am the bomb and I definitely know that I am better than everyone else. It is nice to know that this country is in God’s hands!”

We were all waiting for something good to happen to the country, and now that Obama is God, our whole country has turned for the better and he will lead us back to the glory days when we had great democratic presidents like, um, let me get back to you on that one.

“…. A light will shine through that window,” Obama said in Lebanon, New Hampshire on January 7, 2008. “A beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany … and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama.” If that doesn’t signal that Obama is indeed God back in January of 2008, I don’t know what does. Just looking at that quote, he is giving us not-so-subtle quotes that he is indeed God. I think that he even though he says that he did not know that he was God, there is some way he knew that he was.

More information will be given on this once it becomes available.